Lawn

A variation of the word jawn for those who’s name starts with the letter L. Only permitted for residences of the greater Philadelphia area or Delaware valley region.

Ben: Yo Lawn, you left your chin hair tweezers in my pecan smoked tilapia again.

Lauren: Sorry, I just saw a podcast about another irrelevant court case and forgot that I left my kids at Wawa.

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

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Lawning

Verb. The act of disposing of burnt cooking waste by means of throwing it on the front lawn.

Bro, please tell me you are going to pour that burnt chicken marinade down the sink?

Nah uce, i'm lawning that good good

lawn

a ship with two math teachers

“LAWNNNN!!!” I yelled.
“What is lawn?” my math teacher asked.
“It’s a ship with you and the other math teacher Mr. Croughn.”

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lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

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Lawn

A term for pubic hair, generally meaning

vagina hair but can also refer to dick hair.

Come mow this lawn big boy, show momma how you eat this pussy.

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Lawned

Lawned- The act of getting shit on or just demolished in something you are trying to achieve of accomplish. Also to go along with it you can be what we like to call Front Lawned, which is the ultimate act of being lawned.

Today I was playing call of duty and I got Lawned with a knife to the back.