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Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.
Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
A lazy typer is someone who doesn’t spell out words to the full extent
Lazy typer key phrases : You’re ; ur. What are you doing ; wryd .
Okay ; k. You ; u. I love you ; ily.
A lazy extrovert is when you socializing and making new friends but just to lazy to do it.
Josh loves making friends but never wants to get out of bed to do it. He's such a lazy extrovert.
When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.
Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald
a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".