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when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster
jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!
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A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.
Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.
"you're my sex lobster" - Phoebe (Friends - the porno)
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1) A british soldier who faught against the soon to be Americans in the American Revolutionary war. They were called lobster backs because they wore red coats.
2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.
Your nothing but a dirty lobster back.
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A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.
Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.
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When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.
White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"
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when a female has claws attatched to her vagina
gee whiz wally, her lobster pot snapped my dick right off
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1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
1.Tom Scott is a butt lobster
2. I can hear the clicking, but i cant see the butt lobster
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