Patchogue

1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.

2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.

Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"

Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.

Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.

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patchogue, ny

Patchogue, NY is one of the few ghetto towns of Suffolk County.

Dem bitches get it poppin in patchogue, ny.

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Briarcliffe College in Patchogue

The dryest college in the county. If you'd like to burn away your money on tuition, this is the place. It's a very cold place with computers that are slow, printers that don't work, and the cafeteria is seperated by three gangs; Business, Graphic Design, and those kids that play kid card games. There's always that awkward moment where noobs of the college take your spot on the couch in the cafe, and they also ask how to turn on their computer. They kick you if you have a weak immune system against disease. Also known as Byer-cliffe. Plus, they have AIDS. Not the good kind. The bad kind. You can't take out any books from the library. There's also an IT guy named Joe who is probably the best staff person you'll meet. They have Canadian-Georgia teachers who know that it's a good thing for small favors. If you're coming in, you better have an ID. You may sprite yourself. They have professors with life long lessons to teach you. Summer semesters are killer when you have 16 weeks of work in 7 weeks. They have professors with Nigerian accents. Briarcliffe has almost never seen an asian or a Snow Day. Do you have off on Election Day? They don't. They don't ever have off until Thanksgiving or Christmas, and Christmas is because the semester ends before it. Welcome to the world of Briarcliffe.

Mike: Hey, don't you go to Briarcliffe College in Patchogue?
Nick: That depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering cold in my jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.

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