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Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
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In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
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a porno that involves two trans that are gay including a water gun of lube that two trans squirt into each others rectums and scrotums. This sex type is very vulgar. It's strongly recommended by Katlin Jenner and brad pitt.
"Last night I gave the best lube the transgender gube to my sister."
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A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!
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Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
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To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.
Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.
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