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Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009


Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.

by father maggot July 22, 2024


Swamp maggot

A term used to describe a lien junky that uses everyone and will sleep with anyone

Mate that jess chick is a real swamp maggot she will empty your sack and your wallet for a fix

by Harry hutchinson October 21, 2020


hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020


Maggot

A person who is unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction (Trump), especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.

Take that hat off you dumb maggot. A group of maggots were seen harassing a black man for no discernible reason.

by grenoble January 15, 2021


maggot

a word to motivate people. to make them step up. to describe how shit they are being

stop being a maggot and down your drink

you're a maggot if you can't lift that weight

by didihamman November 20, 2011


maggot

maggot in german means megyn, a spoiled brat who wants drama 🤡

“maggot is a drama queen

by jsiisjemisije December 10, 2022