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Max is a legend.. His hair hangs down like swamp moss and is never washed. Rumor says he had algae growing on his scalp, but no one has ever dared to go near enough to see. He smells like sweat and always wears the same clothes.
Lmao look at max. what dat boi up to now...
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He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.
Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
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Max is a little trump ass loser who has no friends
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A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
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Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
Max a dude with a big dick
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An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different
Yo f**k Max, that dude is an a**hole
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