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After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs
ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏
Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"
"Bro, that's CRAZY."
White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.
Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.
The sexiest man know to man kind
jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*