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A man's man. Especially a military man who is willing to place himself in harm's way for the good of his unit or its mission. Also, any man who weighs his own desires and aspirations against the needs and welfare of others less powerful than himself. Any male, protective provider capable of violence against those who would harm the weak, but not overly quick to "bring it."
Grandchild: "Why are Grandpa's hands so stiff and sore?"
Father: " 'Cuz he spent his life fighting in wars so you won't have to."
Grandpa: "Shut up, boy, you'll make him into a pussy."
Father: "Give me a break, Pop, I want him to be a steely-eyed missile man just like you."
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The SAMC-5215 is an underground antimatter-held facility used to fire antimatter missiles into space. This facility is located at least five hundred meters below ground and is very far away from civilization, this is used as a percaution because antimatter is very dangerous. The underground facility produces this antimatter to fire missiles at asteroids visible in the exosphere. When the AIR (AntImatteR) "Coercion" SAM Missiles are released, it will be navigated by a sattellite.
SAMC-5215 will possibly never be made. Antimatter is already to dangerous. So, why make it destroy the world internally?
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Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.
I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.
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to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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synonym for masturbation
"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"
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A missile that is an object of indirect fire - laser-guided - and normally is carrying a big payload (lot of kaboom). Alias: Nuke.
Wow look at that ICBM (Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile) coming in at us!
We should probably go now.
There's no way we're running away from that!