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Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.
“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.
DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays
Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.
be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r
life form: r u sad
other life form: yeah cause when it monday