Matey Moo

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

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mini moo

A short fun size person.

You are as cute as a mini moo.

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Moo Cow

A Moo Cow is a cow with Pink Spots instead of Black

A cow with big beautiful eyes.

Beautiful beyond meaning and will mean everything to you the moment A Moo Cow becomes yours

A Moo Cow is a pet you will never want to let go of

Warning: take care of moo cow and tell them to wake up, feel the air that your breathin' because you can't explain the feeling that your gonna be feeling
you can go another day without a moo cow

I love Moo Cow
Look at that amazing pink colors
"A moo cow is a little weird eh ?"
" Its still mysterious and amazing!"

I want a moo cow!

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moo juice

1. milk
2. male ejaculate

a pint of moo juice a day does yer good ya know

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moo piglet

an exteremely obese child
flying pigs
pooooooop
crossed gened w/ cow and pig

my fat little moo piglet at the ass plant fatty tissue

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eh moo

He’s a very hot and honest man, and smart. He fucks all the hot moms.

eh moo will fuck your mom

minnie moo

Slang for female genitals. Usually used as a silly word by children's parents. Also spelt mini moo.

Don't forget to clean your minnie moo in the shower