Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).

"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"

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curtis nelson

A real cool electrician with the biggest dick in Indiana

I wish that I was half the man Curtis Nelson is. He knows everything.

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Kayden Nelson

Kayden Nelson is so f*cking hot.

Oh damm Kayden Nelson ur f*cking hot

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lily nelson

a putrid beast intent on only creaming over youthful boys, has racist tendencies and “likes”women however only eats arse.

lily nelson is a dirty slag from consett who has raw bunda

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Colt Nelson

A gay bitch, tiny dick

colt nelson is a slut

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Admiral Nelson

An off- brand liquor that is comparable to Captain Morgan. If more than 3-4 shots are taken of this, unusual behavior, easy sex, or violent behavior is the result..!

"Hey man, What wrong with your girl.? She just told me to go fuck myself..?" ........ " Oh, don't worry, thats just the Admiral talkin (Admiral Nelson)... In another shot or two if I don't pay attention, she'll be in the bathroom doing what she told you to do..!

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Nelson Cerino

"La mamma" della mafia napolitana

Mamma Nelson Cerino is cooking some cakes for her son.
Mamma Nelson Cerino hides a gun in her skirt.

Mamma Nelson Cerino:"My son is the new godfather, then fuck you all bitches"

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