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a communist president of the united states who is by far the worst president in the history of america
guy: whats communism?
girl: ask obama.
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a person who can win or do anything only because they are black. you don't need any skill in any one thing to be an obama you only have to be black.
"Obama"
white guy 1:how did Jamol win that tom cruise look alike contest, hes black?
white guy 2:exactly.
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The one true savior, a god amung men. He led humanity into its golden age by destroying their economy, which led to humanity’s greatest accomplishment: Obamacare. Only men with true culture can follow his teachings to their fullest, as the weaklings disintegrate when touching the Obambible, our holy scripture. He may have ruined America, but he has led our people to true peak human evolution.
“Oh **** I stumped my toe!”
“Let us prey to our holy lord for salvation”
“Yes, lets”
*chanting*
“Obama Obama give us our daily bread”
“Lead us from temptation and to your precious Obamacare”
*speaking normally again*
“Oh wow do you hear that in the walls?”
*puts war against wall*
*chuckles* “YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMRALDS?”
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a cleaned shaved vagina, to have removed all pubic hair.
obama to remove your "Bush"
Do you keep a full bush or is your pussy obama.
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1. A person of mixed race.
2. Having a black father and Caucasian mother.
Dan isn't really black, he's an obama.
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The current president of the United States of America. Elected into office by people who are either jaded into thinking that all conservatives think like Bush, white people who want to appear progressive because they're voting for a black person into office without looking at his background or experience, black people who've never voted before, but vote now without doing any kind of research about him because he's a 'brother' or the 'Hope' ads made them think it's cool to vote for him, or the occasional rational being who voted for him because they weighed thier options and figured he'd be better than McCain.
Johnny: Are you voting for Obama or McCain?
Hank: I don't know, they're both kinda douches :P
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