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A bell shaped curve depicting global and US oil production developed by M. King Hubbert in the 1950's. The computation predicted that US oil production would peak around 1970 and global oil production would peak around the turn of the millennium. Although the US prediction was surprisingly accurate the global prediction was slightly off. Instead of a peak a plateau is currently being observed. Many people use this observation to "debunk" peak oil.
Hubbert's peak is central to the peak oil community and discussions. With the recent advancements in petroleum engineering and exploration more advance models have been developed to predict the future of oil production. Even thought the global oil production hasn't really begun to decline many people are fairly certain that we have already peaked.
Pessimist: Hubbert's peak is a valid expression of simple mathematics, physics, and economics.
Optimist: What the fuck are you talking about its the government's fault gas is so high.
To take a shit that is so long that it falls into the hole of the toilet and extends upwards to pop its head up out of the toilet water, as if to say "peak a boo".
I just took the longest turd you should have seen it it was a total peak a boo shamoo! wicked!
Wow! I got enrolled in my dream highschool, hopes peak academy! *Among us theme trap music plays*
Intentionally annoying the hell out of someone by speaking like Ke$ha, the famous American popstar's, name. In other words, replacing s's with dollar signs. Will easily piss someone off.
John: Yo what'$ up?
Jim: What the hell's up with the dollar sign?
John: It's Ke$ha-$peak.
Jim: Not cool.
John: You're ju$t jealou$ I thought of it fir$t!
Jim: ...Riiiiight.
Reaching Your Peak, metaphorically meaning when you've lost it at a certain point in the night and you've slightly gone crazy. Your eyes start to close, and you start speaking your mind as if you've lost any filters.
you're reaching your peak, you must be tired, you need some sleep.
When a person moons another while they are prairie dogging. The reason why is it is sticking out which means there are only two more weeks of winter. It is a Groundhog, but close enough.
"When we pass this bus, pull a two week peak"