shrimp pudding

tha act of sucking a guys penis and spitting it into his asshole with a straw

the other day this bitch gave me a shrimp pudding

Milk Pudding

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.

hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!

Trouser pudding

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

Pudding bath

Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath

Roll in the Pudding

A slang used to announce you'll be participating in sex with a lovely woman, her booty will shake like strawberry lime jello.

"Hey, you gonna go see Bon Qui'Qui later?"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."

or

""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"

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Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

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pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

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