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A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.
Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?
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A school in the Bronx filled with Stuyvesant HS rejects. The kids then go brag about how Bronx Science is so much better than Stuy.
person 1: OMG IF I DON'T GET INTO STUY I WILL DIE!
right after the results of acceptance are released
person 1: Eww you got into Stuy? that school is so retarded man. you shulda got into Bronx science like me man.
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Someone who has no balls to ask out his crush when he knows she likes him back.!.!
"Dude you are such a social science"
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To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
The Act of Sciencing under the influence of Alcohol
Tom:DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!
• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
A truly glorious subject only taken by the kids in the cool kid club, everyone else must bow down to them. It is every kids dream to become a triple science student as if you were one then you are at the top of the popularity hierarchy.
Jason: "wow, you see that triple science kid"
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*