baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

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Fishing season

When whitegirls post theirselves on social media looking for attention/potential new boyfriends by incentivising a message to a post/snapchat.

Has the fishing season started?

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ape season

Ape season refers to "AP tests" or high level classes with a grade of 1-5. Ape season is also a pigment of Joon's imagination.

It's Ape Season boys!

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seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.

She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.

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treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

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cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding

Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.

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Trap Season

Time to hustle, work hard, and get money

Boy: Im so tired of being broke
Friend: You already know its trap season time to work hard

Boy: Thats a bet

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