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A small catholic high school in Vancouver BC. St pats is a high school where every girl roles their skirt at least 5 times, no one cares about dressing in proper uniform either.
- Around 99.9 percent of the school is filled with filipinos the rest of the 000.1 percent are white and other ethnicities.
-They get the best glow ups or the worst glow downs.
-People often skip class by just staying in the washrooms
-Probably will find someone vaping in a bathroom stall
-Kid's get high and the teachers fail to notice
-Everyone swears and no one is innocent
-Everyone hates at least 2 teachers.
-The cafeteria poutine fries are hard and crunchy as fuck
-No one pays attention in classes
-Even some of the teachers make dirty jokes
Some guy: That dudes high rn
Another guy: ya thats saint patricks regional secondary for you
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outsiders need 241 to get in but those from the primary school side only needs 200, makes it look like it’s and elite school. very willing to spend on food, for example they gave the students old chang kee and dunkin donuts. the teachers most of them are really caring however theres just a few that are super irritating. fairfield cares to much about attire issues.
oh what you go to Fairfield Methodist Secondary school ?? u know bellywellyjelly was from there?
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worst school ever. boys toilet smells bad and looked like it has a 20 year old murder case for some student genius to be solved. they even preserved some spiral staircase that i got restricted from using for some reason and the library legit has staff offices in the middle of it which consists like of 3 tables and a plastic chair. school is also on tight budget and cant even afford equipment and maintenance of the school without them like organising 3 events which students have to contribute to. also the field is shared with those princess elizabeth pri students who are very loud
"Hey where are you planning to go after PSLE?"
"I am planning to go to bukit batok secondary school and smoke cigarettes and take shits in the toilet without flushing."
"That's very specific but okay."
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The notorious gangster school (not very gangster nowadays but got some idiots left and right) Ex school of the famous sylee madder passaway guy
Auntie: Ah boy ah which secondary school you study?
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look’
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(aka Pot Credit)
A school where everyone is smoking weed and crack cocaine. (but mostly weed, hence the nickname) Holds a large brown and asian population due to the Sci tech program, which is absolute bullshit since no university gives a shit. Still, the school somehow has a shitload of money...mind blown.
Person 1: You know where I could get some pot?
Person 2: yeah...just go to port credit secondary school...the school's called pot credit for a reason. The stuff's everywhere.
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Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )
no money trash school
you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?
try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.
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The 2019 McKInnon Secondary Scandal was an incident when the school blatantly lied about and covered up using
In early 2019, the school had an undisclosed scandal that was hurriedly covered up. The official report was a “slight misendeavor of no real significance.” All other enquiries relating to this incident were mysteriously postponed and silenced. However, the author can reveal the true nature of the circumstances. It all started with a viral Tik Tok trend (don’t know which one, we don’t use it) which persuaded children to deface school equipment and trash bathrooms, for the sake of gaining views and likes. Long story short, one student was framed for it (everything that others had previously done) and was pressured by the school to confess guilt. Being the only suspect (the school claimed this person was responsible for all), he ultimately had no evidence and as the school was an object of immense respect, it was their words against this unfortunate student. Following this, the school successfully blackmailed him by threatening to reveal the entire drama with the police if he did not confess and seek involuntary mental support. As mentioned before, it was the school’s word against his so he had no other choice but to admit guilt.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the 2019 McKinnon Secondary Scandal?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard NAME REDACTED was wrongly accused for it. The school had no solid proof.
Person 1: I know right. It's just a complete abuse of power. Also principals shouldn't have such power because they are unreliable and tell lies.
Person 2: Fr.