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Sex act, after a man cums all over his and the girl's belly, the girl will belly slide like a penguin up down and around on the cum ice rink that is now the man's belly.
"I fucking love it when we slip and slide!"
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Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."
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Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.
Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?
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A mistress or woman on the side
When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.
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A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.
man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide
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To have sexual intercourse.
Her vagina was so wet and tight that it felt like playing the I was playing the slip and slide with her when I had my erect penis inside her cunt.
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When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.
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My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
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