The sound of mucus

The wheezy, gurgling sound made by trying to, or actually coughing up nasty mucus from ones lungs.

Julie had such a severe cough the hills were alive with the sound of mucus.

Brenda: Dan, let's watch my favorite movie!
Dan: Oh God no, not "the sound of mucus: again!

Lyrics: The hills are alive with the sound of mucus!

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Ministry of sound

Evolution of sound, meaning safe or ok. often contracted to ministry

person one: see you at eight

person two: ministry of sound

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Sound thrashing

When you flip shit, and want to hit something.

John doe 1-- "Did you hear about Jo?"
John doe 2-- "NO, no I didn't."
John doe 1--"He is playing your wife at the workplace..."
John doe 2--"ohhhhhhh!!!! he's gonna recieve one HAPPY sound thrashing before Im through with him..."

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Sound of Music

The gayest - and worst - musical out there.

Sound of Music made my eyes and ears bleed.

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Sounding Gossy

To be clingy to a person whilst constantly apologizing to that person to whom you are clinging both as a genuine apology and a fish for sympathy.

*Unread Text message No. 42* "I'm really sorry for bothering you, i'm sure i'm the last person you want to talk to, I know because you ignored the last 43 texts, I'm really sorry for being so needy, but I need to know did we have any homework, again I'm so so so sorry for bothering you, again, bye..sorry." *Friend reading text over shoulder* "Dude, talk about Sounding Gossy"

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Pulling a Sound of Music

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

Roblox Death Sound

1. A nonviolent death sound from the game Roblox. 2. A dankest meme that plays when a loser utterly and extremely fails at life and everything.

I luv Roblox Death Sound memes.

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