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the spam definitions that take up 80% of urban dictionary’s submitted definitions.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
YOU: why am being prompted to vote on this UD spam. i want to see something interesting and new.
Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)
Find the face with two eyes
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Find the one face with angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find the two mouse in the rabbits
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Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
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If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)
Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********
Don't open your hand
They are not real and are stupid
Now send to your 20 friends
Now look at your hand
Lillian keeps sending Text Spam! It's really getting annoying
\ sē,'spam-miŋ \ v. the practice used by advocacy organizations in which they ask their membership to email members of Congress or state legislators in an attempt to influence legislation and policy votes. Largely used by political organizations such as MoveOn and the National Rifle Association (NRA).
This action is mostly useless, as legislators are principally concerned with re-election and therefore only care about their own constituents' opinions, and as the emails are usually canned forms generated through websites and petition forms, it's difficult or impossible to determine which of the thousands or tens of or hundreds of thousands of received emails are actually from their own constituents.
Call or mail an old-fashioned snail mail letter if you want an opinion counted.
Legislators, on the other hand, love the opportunity to harvest the email addresses so that they may later spam the senders with with their own propaganda in a practice known as "constituent communication," which is better known as conning. The material sent is known as canned spam.
NRA Reichsmarschall Wayne LaPierre told his aids to mobilize his sheep in a c-spamming campaign, asking his mindless followers to email all members of Congress to defeat the gun safety legislation targeted at protecting elementary school children from massacre by assault rifles.
Unsolicited spam email that asks for personal information such as social security number, credit card numbers, account passwords, and the like in order to scam the recipient.
(See also spam scam.)
A HotMail account is just a magnet for all kinds of scam spam.
The act of putting your phone up to your microphone in any game where voice chat is allowed and playing the most ungodly audio that you can find; IE, Ventrilo servers, Team Fortress 2, and many popular source games. Also happens in Crab Game lobbies, but it's absolutely fucking disastrous. Can also be done with .wav files and played through a program. Usually results in laughter, angry people, or you being votekicked.
fortressguy27: Okay, team, head in from the west flank, sniper, pick them out on the captu-"
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qikspeed: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
aim123: (Laughter)
heavyweaponsguytf2: "MY EARS, OH GOD IT BURNS- WHO FUCKING JUST YELLED PENIS MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THEIR MIC TO MIC SPAM"
A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.
They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.
Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets
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The millions of billboards posted along our streets and highways as well as the advertisements posted inside public bathrooms, and on the sides of busses.
It would be nice to see what people really thought of this world were they not being brainwashed by all this street spam.
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