Bow Spamming

When a Minecraft player shoots their bow and arrow quickly in succession in order to drain another player's health and confidence.

I like bow spamming because it feels good on the ass.

spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.

Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.

Light Spam

A pussy ass play who is usually over rep 5 who is complete ass at the game so has to resort to light spamming

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING LIGHT SPAMMING HE SUCKS ASS

UD Spam

the spam definitions that take up 80% of urban dictionary’s submitted definitions.

often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.

alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.

YOU: why am being prompted to vote on this UD spam. i want to see something interesting and new.

Mic Spam

The act of putting your phone up to your microphone in any game where voice chat is allowed and playing the most ungodly audio that you can find; IE, Ventrilo servers, Team Fortress 2, and many popular source games. Also happens in Crab Game lobbies, but it's absolutely fucking disastrous. Can also be done with .wav files and played through a program. Usually results in laughter, angry people, or you being votekicked.

fortressguy27: Okay, team, head in from the west flank, sniper, pick them out on the captu-"

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qikspeed: "Jesus Fucking Christ."

aim123: (Laughter)

heavyweaponsguytf2: "MY EARS, OH GOD IT BURNS- WHO FUCKING JUST YELLED PENIS MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THEIR MIC TO MIC SPAM"

street spam

The millions of billboards posted along our streets and highways as well as the advertisements posted inside public bathrooms, and on the sides of busses.

It would be nice to see what people really thought of this world were they not being brainwashed by all this street spam.

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SPAM Castanets

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

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