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A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.
It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.
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Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!
After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting A man decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent his partner over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" He replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!
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When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.
Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??
The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.
Have you seen Jessica?
Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.
One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.
It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.
One who romantically cuddles the king of a domain
Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.
"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"