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the thing that every history teacher drinks cups of. also if you ever bully a teacher who drinks cups of starbucks foam never bubbly her/him or you will probably die.
student:"what are you drinking ms.barnet"
teacher:"a cup of starbucks foam"
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Someone who uses people only for payment of Starbucks coffee. Someone who throws all the ethics of spreading their legs for some good coffee beans
The man thought she was his friend, only to find out that she was only a Starbucks Slut
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an ex that you can only meet at starbucks. Due to the awkwardness of meeting in a bedroom neither of you want to meet in either of your dorms, nor do you want to do anything that could be considered a date such as seeing a movie, or getting dinner, so you just keep meeting up at starbucks. Made popular by the Taylor Swift song Blank Space
Jim: we're past the awkward hostile ex phase but we're not really friends yet. we just keep meeting up at Starbucks.
Jane: sounds like you're starbucks lovers
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Getting drunk on Starbucks while having sex
Dude this weekend me and her did Starbucks and chill
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when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.
Starbucks barista: and your name is?
You: Hannah
(minutes later)
Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!
(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
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Extraordinary Film Director and Editor.
Credits include Carnifex, The honorary title, Head Automatica, Nevea Tears.
Also edited the movie "Fuego" starring David Carradine
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A result of opening so many new Starbucks coffee shops that some of them were opened inside existing Starbucks coffee shops.
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Starbucks, the nation's largest coffee-shop chain, continued its rapid expansion Tuesday, opening its newest Starbucks in the men's room of an existing Starbucks.
New Starbucks Opens
"Coffee lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite Starbucks gourmet blends," said Chris Tuttle, Starbucks vice-president of franchising. "Now, people can enjoy a delicious Frappuccino or espresso just about any time they please, even while defecating."
The new men's-room-based Starbucks, the coffee giant's 1,531st U.S. location, will be open to both men and women when not "in use." In addition to offering specialty coffees from around the world, it will serve freshly baked pastries, Italian pannini sandwiches and soups, as well as the rest room's usual selection of toilet paper and soap.
"This is a great addition," said Jonathan Connolly, a Boston-area banker who tried out the new Starbucks Tuesday. "I was enjoying my usual triple mocha latté in the main Starbucks, and I had to go to the bathroom, where three people were in line to use the stalls. The wait might have been a problem, but, to my great pleasure, there was another Starbucks right there, ready to serve me more delicious coffee. And the baristas were helpful and courteous."
Connolly added that after he finished drinking his coffee and using the bathroom, he stayed for a poetry reading near the urinals.
"I was a little bit worried about the new restaurant cutting into our business," said Dave Grobelkowski, manager of the original Starbucks. "But the only people going there are ones who have already purchased items from us anyway. And if we run out of stirrers or cream, we can just go to the bathroom and borrow some."
According to Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, the new location represents the beginning of a long-term expansion plan.
"Eventually, Starbucks rest rooms everywhere will sell coffee," Schultz said. "But that ambitious scheme is at least five years down the road. In the meantime, we plan to open an additional location in this Starbucks' ladies' room within months, and are already drafting plans for a fourth restaurant along the corridor leading from the main seating area to the rest rooms. At some point a 'Star-bucks Express' window will eventually open in the walk-in closet of the men's room Starbucks."
"Drink our coffee," Schultz said. "Drink it."
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