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A fight that happens between your morals and pocket books.
Joe: Hey Steve, I don't know if I should do the moral thing or the thing that will get me the most money.
Steve: Well man I guess it will have to come down to a stick war.
30π 3π
When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.
That girls mouth is covered in glitter! That guy must have gave her the tinsel stick.
30π 3π
/ΛsΙlfi stΙͺk/ (noun)
β’ An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.
β’ An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
329π 63π
a sugery powder inside a paper tube. for people who can't offord crack.
Bob: did you bring the crack?
Joe: no i didnt im flat broke... i brought the pixie sticks!
Bob:niiiiicccceeeee
190π 35π
The fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, dick, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock.
After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick
1519π 334π
Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
36π 4π
A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.
"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"
23π 2π