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The quote given before ascending valhalla
Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red
I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
A word used to emphasis yes or a un controlable blat when under the influence. Also known as Fokn Oat
Friend Says: 'Tay are you choplord?' Answer 'DO-STOCK'
A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.
That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.
Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.
This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun
My hobby is stock car racing