Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
A person that is edgy with a laid back, unrestrained outlook on his beliefs, looks like a surfer but has an indie outlook.. The combination of both.∆¶°°
He has an indie-surfer vibe.. He's pretty cool.