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Used as a secret word for intercourse as to be used in public spaces without attracting any attention or ire.
Hey man, ted talk last night?
Yeah only a short one, snuck in a quick one after dinner.
Ah man, Ted talks after dinner are the best! *very obvious wink*
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a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...
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Verb. When you defecate liquid poo so hard into a seated toilet so hard, the resulting splash covers both of your cheeks and sullies the back of your shirt. The experience is extremely unpleasant and aptly named after a notoriously unpleasant US Senator from Texas.
Bro, after eating one and a half chipotle burritos and chasing them down with four shots of espresso, I Ted Cruzed my girlfriend's toilet and had to throw away my favorite button down shirt.
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Pizza lover, Crazy, Funny, lover, Passionate, caring, exotic.
Good in bed.
Hes is addicting like Ted Cioffi.
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To ostracize one's friends and behave like a whiny little bitch
Don't worry. I'm not gunna Ted-out.
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A sexual position where you ask your partner for consent, and they respond telling you how the Republican Party is being oppressed. You ask again, and they pull down their pants, take a shit on your face. Your partner, if male, proceeds to cut off part of their penis if it isn't already a micropenis, and rape you with their limp, bloody dick. When they ejaculate, they make sure to tell you "you can't abort that precious life it has rights" steals your money, jumps out the window and cuts NASA's budget by half while giving the big banks your money. Never should have had sex with a penguin man.
Wow, I can't believe what's happening to NASA's budget. It looks like they got the Ted Cruz treatment.
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Correction: Father Ted was a British programme, made by Channel 4 (U.K.), and shot in London. It was, of course, set in Ireland and the external scenes were shot on location.
Sheryl Crow (inexplicably): "My name is Father Ted"
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