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is opal a mineral

No one really knows

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind

by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021


Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020


Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

by Ryan Paul Brooks March 18, 2007


chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.

dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!

by CAGHIO October 17, 2010


Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.

Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.

by Rallisman February 9, 2024


Dusty Miner

A dusty miner is when a male stops having sex with a women right before she is about to cum just to piss her off

My boyfriend pulled a dusty miner on me last night

by Matt Guzzleberg May 1, 2020


Miners Dream

This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!

Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital

by I like urban dictionary. March 3, 2015