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the national holiday that signifies toast cans death
ie. toast cans death day
“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”
The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.
DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.
“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.