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Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.

"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."

by Psyco Darwin January 2, 2015


Hot Mop

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.

Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.

by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015


Hot Mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your boyfriend’s face

Marc Gave Jose a Hot Mop lastnight!

by Austin 22 April 4, 2019


ink mop

And ink mop is a handmade graffiti marker. It's designed to make wide graffiti tags that drip ink. The most common ink mop would be the NYC Mop. It's normally made with an empty deodorant container...then ink is added and the tip (nib) is made from a strip of felt, like felt from a chalkboard eraser. These markers originated from New York City, during the graffiti epidemic on the New York City subways.

I bombed the entire subway car with my graffiti tag, using my ink mop.

by Razar1 October 12, 2015


Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013


Mop Slim

Mop Slim is someone that loves to ride dick and moans when they nut.

Omg i heard he’s a “Mop Slim”

by PointlessParkingMeter January 27, 2022


Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed July 18, 2015