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A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors
Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.
When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.
I shot her with a patronus last night.
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(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be
Dude green crack is my patronus
The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.
Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.
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noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink
Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.
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When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
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