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King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf November 28, 2007


lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.

I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.

by Loco007 October 15, 2017


Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.

“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”

by 4highs August 16, 2023


Nap fog

The dazed, weak, or unsteady feeling experienced after an ill managed nap.

"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 14, 2021


Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018


Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

by Onandonandomnom February 22, 2023


Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.

Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!

by The Lukester October 16, 2010