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Chavs are, in simple terms so that any of them reading this can understand, the scum of the earth. They contaminate all that is good in the world with their slang talk, fag ends and 'crews'. Now is the time for skaters, moshers, goths, punks, everybody who despises these bastards, to unite. We must wipe the earth of these sons-of-bitches. I say legalise Chav Hunting now!! So, take up your weapons and get out there!!
<Chav scum1> hey look, people who are'nt like us - lets get 'em ma homies!!
<Chav hunting gang leader> CHARGE!!!!!
<Chav scum2> Oh fuck, they're gonna get us!!
<Chav hunting gang leader> KILL THE BASTARDS!!!!
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a chav is a group of people that hang around in towns,wearing sport werar like nike or something, and when they see emo's or goths they shout abuse at them and ofthen beat them up for just being what they are.
chav1:hey look guys deres one of dem slit-your-wrists emos!!
chav2:oh my daze!! lets go and kick da shit out of it!!
chav3:yeah cum on den!! all chavs run up and beat up the emo!!! poor emo!!:(
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Chav are scum they have this idea that they are the most important people around and that anyone who is not a chav is like dirt WRONG! they are the dirt.
They stand around in groups of at least a minimum of 5 people incase they get into a fight,theyre wimps really it takes 5 chavs to take on a normal person or they get too scared and run off.
They hang around on street corners trying to look "gangsta",thats 1 of theyre words from theyre limited vocabulary.some of their words from their language include,gangsta,bruv,in da house,wat you looking at,ya starting,got any fags mate,i got totally pissed last night,and number 1 on the top 10 chav remarks INNIT but still the list go's on.There is no point trying to communicate with a chav you will get more of a understandable response from a dog even a wall,and any reply you do get back you wont understand.Anyt response you think you do understand believe me you dont.They think that burberry and hoodies make you look cool but really they just look like twats
They like the idea of have a criminal record because they think it makes them "ard".They are constantly getting given ASBO's (anti social behaviour order).Some of the even stupider ones try to look cool by shaving half their eyebrow off.One big question WHY!.The boy chavs are usually obsessed with football(soccer for you americans) and bmx bikes
The chav way of having fun is by looking "ard" on street corners listening to music on their mobiles where you can even understand what they are saying.staying out all night then dont go to school the next day because of hang overs.
They ignore the fact that you are standing there.For instance say there is a 10 ft gap either side of you a chav will walk straight into you as if your not there then not only that but you get a remark like (watch where your going or ya starting).Chavs have no manners such as your walking along and they walk into you or hit you and if you think your going to hear sorry or excuse me you wont.If anything they will try to start a fight with you.If you walk within 10 ft of a chav you will get abuse thrown at you.
I could keep going all day but i have stuff do unlike a chav.
In a summary
1.stay away from chavs
2.dont try to communicate with a chav it wont work
3.if you are a chav youre a very sad person
4.you will find chavs in their natural habitat around street corners or outside off licencis asking for alchohol
5.learn to spot the sign asnd you can see the twats 100 yards off
6most people have better things to do in life rather than be a chav
7.you will find them stacking shelves in your local shopping center
8.they havbe no future plans apart from what you doing the saturday night
9.Chavs are scum
10.and the scariest of all in a couple of years these people will be bringing up the future generation and running the country
There is no example you just have to experience chavs yourselve
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one word, "twat", end of story.
"Look at that chav. What a chav."
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there are about 1,000,000,000 "chav charecterisrics" and a chav is someone who has about 45% of those characteristics or more. about 70% of chav characteristics are ethically bad things, like aggressive behaviour. about 30% are related to tastes in music, fashion, etc. therefore, a chav must have at least 15/70 of ethically bad charecteristics, therefore, they are scum.
chavs taste in music is EXTREMLY limited, and they tend to only listen to the lowest quality of drum and bass, and the most aggressive, unethical forms of rap/hip-hop. their fashion sense is limited to 1. bling 2. stuff that shitty celebrities wear and 3. stuff that other people say is good.
and now we come to the 3rd and final reason that chavs must be exterminated. their attitude is pathetic. they think they can speak english just because they were born in england, but they cant, they use the same shitty insults again and again, they hate everyone who isnt a chav, and have 3 labels for people: their mates are chavs, people that dont like them are gay, and people that are different from them are gofs, even though they dont know the meaning of the words chav, goth, and gay. chavs have sex with the first drunk person they see, dont use condoms, and get pregnant, and dont give a shitt about the baby. they talk on msn messenger in ultra-shorthand "to save time" even though it takes about 20 minutes for the average chav brain to translate what they're trying to say into shorthand. older chavs buy vauxhall novas with their jobseekers allowance and "mod" them with really cheap and really bulky parts, and paint the whole car with a PAINTBRUSH in colours that dont really match at all....
you cant get these terms mixed up:
chavs are scum of the earth
townies are people that dress like chavs
pikeys are people that have SOME similarities to chavs and steal things
scallies are chavs that realize how weak they are and start to build muscle, but are still losers
a ned is someone like a chav that has some friends who are sympathetic to them
a rudeboy is NOT a chav, a rudeboy is someone who listens to a lot of hip-hop and is cheeky all the time
20 year old chav: ey bruds, le's go 4 a drive, init?
7 year old chav: SAFE
12 year old chav: SAFE
chavs go driving in a shitty, over-modded vauxhall nova, and stop outside sainsburies
20 year old chav: le's pu' som moosic on init
drum and bass starts playing very loudly. old lady walks outside sainsburies, notices the chavs, and starts walking faster
7 year old chav: i don' like the look o' 'er init
12 year old chav: le's bea' 'er up init
20 year old chav: YEA! we is WEL' 'ARD! INIT!
7 year old chav: SAFE!
they leave the car and attack the old lady, who beats the living shitt out of them easily
12 year old chav: u is wel' gay init
later, at a shitty drum n bass party
20 year old chav: u is wel' fit init
drunk chavvette: yeh, i wan' your babies!
they go to bus stop and have sex in front of loads of people, boasting during.
9 months later, a baby is born and the chavvette leaves it in a trashcan
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A chav, commonly a young boy, who hangs around the corner of a McDonalds or an 'offie' (off lisence)trying to pick a fight with the first unsuspecting person they see (usually a person half their age, or half theie size, which is saying something, as the average height of a chav is around 4") They 'start on' their pray in packs, but alone they sulk around and run off, when a police man comes strolling their way.
A chavette, more often than not 14 years old and pregnant, are not much differant to chavs, except for the fact that their girls. (*ahem*)
Chavs prefer to wear big brands, or big 'fake' brands. Usually wear brightly coloured tracksuits, tucked into their socks, a burberry cap, stuck at an abnormal angle, and lots of *ahem* 'bling, bling'.
They like to talk, in a way that abuses the english language. They abbreviate most words, although they do not know what the word means!
A chav also thinks that the only population of people are chavs and goths, and clearly if you are not part of one of these catagories, nothing you say matters (although to them only what a fellow chav says matters anyway)
A typical chav conversation
"ight la, whats appnin, u goin to maccyDs laters ked?"
"innit la!"
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a chav is a mindless creature, the origins of chavism remain a mystery becasue nobody has been able to infiltrate the culture, similar to the native Americians. Many including myself believe that the chav plauge began in the Kent town of Chatham and has slowly spread thjroughout the united kingdom.
Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.
chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.
examples of chavs include anyone from eastenders 'cat' 'little mo'
rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,
loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate
and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav
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