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finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

by Vesperalpig February 7, 2016


fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 8, 2014


rain fairy

a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.

Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."

by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 4, 2010


the nit fairy

the nit fairy is similar to the tooth fairy..in that- it comes to visit you- fairly unexpectedly... BUT ...that's where the similarities end...'the nit fairy visiting' ...is a pikey way of saying..'my kid is riddled with nits!'

'dont put yer head too close Tyson....Our Chelsea has got the nit fairy visiting'

by chelsea's mam July 17, 2009


Tea Fairy

A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.

I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.

by KingPlatypus June 3, 2023


Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.

Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.

by JizzyDavey February 24, 2010


Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”

by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019