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A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.
dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!
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A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
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The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.
Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!
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Once a pool is constructed and filled with water, the only thing left to do is surround it with fine young females, aka pool ornaments, to complete the ambiance.
Damn Dude! Why didn't you tell me you had pool ornaments too!
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A butt pool is any swimming pool or body of water adequate to submerge one's posterior. Conspicuous examples abound from the Hilton time-share complex in Las Vegas to the geothermal Blue Lagoon in Iceland. A butt pool worthy of the name will be temperate, and ensure a seamless water-butt interface. Sulfur geysers in Yellowstone or glacial runoff, for instance, would not meet these criteria being too hot and cold, respectively, to comfortably drag one's derriere about in their midst.
Think I'll relax by the butt pool for the rest of the day.
I heard Tuscany has a fine selection of butt pools for the discerning traveler.
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Hailey Poole's are always hot, flirty and fun to be with, Hailey's always have a nice ass. They make good girl friends, well when there with you but watch out guys this ones a heartbreaker and would have you replaced in no time if you dont keep her interested. She craves attention from the opposite sex and hates being ignored. She doesnt need a boy friend to have fun, she loves spending time with her friends.
omg theres hailey poole! wait dont look now shes looking this way!
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When you're having sex with a girl and cum on her stomach, then the seamen congregates to her belly button. Therefore, forming a kiddy pool.
"Had sex with my girl last night."
"No way bro. That's sick. Did you cum on her stomach"
"Oh yeah bro. I made myself a nice little kiddy pool"
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