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A scale for measuring how far you've gone with a girl.
Person 1: Man I had such a hot date last night.
Person 2: What all did you do?
Person 1: Let's just say it was at least a six on the chictor scale.
Person 2: For a first date? Impressive. Wait was she concious?
Person 1: Okay okay a four then.
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What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.
Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.
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Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.
EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
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Ranking of females whore factor. Like the Gonzo Fuck Scale as referenced on Playboy Radio which ranks limits of sexual acts (D-P, etc), the Duey Scale ranks how many guys the female will perform these acts with and length between these acts.
Pornstar Houston is a perfect 10 on the Duey Scale after fucking 620 dudes in one day!!
Goodness that slut looks like she'd be a 10 on the Duey Scale... she's talked to every guy in the club!
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Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)
(Tucci scale for short)
Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.
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The friend scale is used to define how good of a friend you are with someone. Once you are in a committed relationship though, you are no longer in the friend scale. The friend scale is as follows:
F1 – First meeting
F2 – Large group hangouts
F3 – Small group hangouts
F4 – Hang out one-on-one
F5 – Dating interest
F6 – Single date plus first kiss
F7 – Made out
F8 – Petting
F9 – Oral
F10 – Sex
F1 – F4 can be anyone of your friends, same sex or not. Two straight guys could consider each other F4’s. Also, each person doesn’t have to share the same friend scale ranking. And example would be that John considers Jane a F5 but Jane only thinks of John as a F4.
It is not necessary to hit each friend number, you may meet someone (F1) but quickly become a F5 without ever haven been F2-F4. F6-F10 are reserved for dating or friends with benefits.
And to define where a friendship is going you can add a + or – afterwards. Such as, if Jane had gone on a date with John and kissed him, but does not intend to date him again, she would think of John as a F6-. A little time would need to go by before she could officially demote him to F5 or lower though. But if the date had gone well, it would be a F6+
Decimal places would be used for situations where it was between two friend scale numbers.
An asterisk(*) could be used to share further information, such as we are friends now but used to date.
After having become F1s on the friend scale with Jane at the party, John look forward to becoming F4s some day.
When Jane got too drunk at the party she quickly took her F4 with John to a F10-, because she was not going to hit that again.
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The 'D' scale rates a woman on her dirtyness using a scale of 1 to 10. A rating of D1 is extreme frigidity whereas a D10 is positively prolapsed - a good score is somewhere around a D6.
What do you reckon that woman is on the 'D' Scale? A woman who prefers missionary, no oral is a D3, D4 likes receiving oral whereas a D5 likes receiving and giving. A D6 likes a finger up the bumhole and a d6/7 likes anal. A D8 is quite rare and perhaps likes two's up and a D9/D10 has had many years of being battered up the rear.
The D scale can be further refined with the addition of 'L' for looks and 'B' for body so, I'll be keeping my eyes out for a D6L7B6 thanks very much....
The D scale allows you to rate women say when standing in a queue for a sandwich with your mates..
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