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The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.
Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.
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While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
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I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.
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A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.
Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.
I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.
When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.
Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.
When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.
Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*
"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"
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Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.
I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?
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