towel line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.

Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."

towel snapper

locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship

McCain is a towel snapper

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poopy towels

When you're on vaction in Disney Land, and people who are too fat get out the shower, and whipe their poopy asses with the clean towel, and then hang the towel up like a display for the next person to see.

Damn man...Ashley, and her mom left up some poopy towels. Thats redonkulous.

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wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.

Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!

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Hot Towel

When you throw a freshly used jiz rag in your girlfriend's face. The important thing is to act like you are offering her the towel to clean up with and then catch her by surprise and throw it in her face, while laughing.

After boning my boyfriend, he gave me a hot towel...I was so pissed!

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Tail Towel

A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.

I forgot to use a tail towel and I ended up having to replace the cushions on the couch.

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Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.

Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"

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