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A twisted tale about Necrophilia and Beastiality.
"Bella Swan falls in love with Edward, although, he is technically dead." -Twilight
"Bella Swan falls in love with Jacob, although, he is technically an animal." - Twlight
Middle of night when most people love to have sex
Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business”
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex”
A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.
Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.
Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.
Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf
Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games
Twilight is a book whim helps a lot of girls with hormones so boys don't judge a girl that's reading twilight or watching twilight we don't judge when you grab the lotion and the play boy magazine...therfore if you see a girl reading twilight give her ur number...BECAUSE GOD KNOWS SHE NEEDS IT..BTW I know this because I am a girl who read the whole twilight series. .lol
Girl1. OMG did u read chapter 3 on twilight..I was like kissing my pillow after that.
Girl2.OMG!!...ME TOO
BOY 1. YALL NEED A LIFE
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BOY1.*GRABS LOTION*
BOY2.Dude have u seen the Britney in the Play boy Magazine I bought she makes me want to buy more lotion if u know what you know what I mean.lol
A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...
Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...
The movie that ruined your dreams.
Twilight is known to send signals to your brain that when you go to sleep you'll have nightmares about Edward!
This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires
Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!