Mellor Up

The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'

Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......

Pro-up

1. To do one's job
2. To take care of business
3. Intercangeable with "man up" or "grow up"

Yo James, I really need you to pro-up and stop complaining.

willed up

The act of taking a penis and rubbing it all over someone.

Bro I willed up Debbie last night all over the face

rark it up

A New Zealand term describing the addition of zest or interest to a social encounter.

Thomas likes to rark it up, ay!

Messed up

A bad thing, or an unusual thing. Also a really strange thing that’s not necessary.

“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith

“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.

“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.

“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.

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Bottle it up

The conscious act of bottling up your feelings to avoid showing any sign of weakness.

Bro 1 "I have been feeling pretty sad since Jessica broke up with me bro"

Bro 2 "BOTTLE IT UP BRO, I don't want to see that shit"

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Up Good

The opposite of Down Bad, where someone who is Up Good can either be a) not depressingly horny, b) depressingly wholesome, or c) very much anti horny.

Paul: Damn, look at her. Her ass is fat.
Tom: Dude, you’re down bad.
Sam: Tom, you’re so up good.

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