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Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.
Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"
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The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.
Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.
Something that looks totally cool
Me- How does my outfit look today?
Lexi- You look so vagina slay today, Pop off pussy hat
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A ladies front-bottom.
Pronounced like foot
"Your moot(vagina) is slightly fishy this evening"
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A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).
When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."
Bitches running by themselves.
Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.
A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.
"Dave your jean vagina is showing dude close your legs or change your pants"