A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles
BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs
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Used To Describe One Who Enjoys Sucking cock.
Also VPB for short.
Dude1: Dude I just saw that chick walk out from behind that shed with a lot of white stuff on her face.
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath
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Jovanni, a.k.a SynixWired is fake to king vons music
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Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1
Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese is a very smart dude who is white asf, a lil German π° , and very hot π no girls want him but guys do, heβs jus that cute.
girl: omg is that Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese?!?!
boy: yes heβs very hot
girl: E π£π£
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The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
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Richard Allen Von Taylor is the name of a handsome and sexy man who has completley stolen my heart. A guy you piercing green eyes will make you fall to the floor and faint.
You cant help but smile when he comes into the room, time stops. Richard Allen Von Taylor is there. And you think, "wow, im the luckiest girl ever." youre so lucky to have the most caring guy and handsome guy ever to walk the earth. He makes you smile wide and laugh hard. You cant wait to spend the rest of your life with this guy.
"So lucky to have Richard Allen Von Taylor in my life"
"I need to get yourself a Richard Allen Von Taylor"
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