verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.
Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.
When Hennessy is purposefully added to you the concentrates. This creating henny wax.
Person 1 : "Bro you spilled Hennessy into you dab slick
Person 2 : "nah bro it's about that Henny Wax
The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.
I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…
verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.
The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.
verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing
Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
Someone who sells Scentsy wax and is a boss at it!
That girl is a wax slinger