sleep depraved

When lack of sleep threatens to compromise your morals and/or ethics, and it takes conscious effort to preserve them.

OMG the baby cried until 4AM, I was sleep depraved, I can't even tell you the thoughts that crossed my mind, how to make her stop!

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Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

estfact

estfact (establishment fact): noun Some point or detail incorporated into or consistent with the propaganda/narrative currently being spoon-fed to the mindless masses (aka, sheep) by gov't officials, billionaires, eugenicists, news media and other criminals -- bears no resemblance to the archaic English word "fact", has no dependence of actual true factual information, no connection with actual science or real life. (Synonyms: lies, bullshit, fiction.)

So-called Facebook "fact checkers" are actually using estfacts instead of real/actual/true facts, to substantiate their biased and very often irrelevant analyses, it's really ridiculous.

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

cocktangle

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.

Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.