wet dome

1. a tight blowjob or a series of tight blowjobs with a lot of saliva and swag

2. the dankest blowjob you'll ever get

3. only dudes with swagger (i.e. The Parachute Boyz) get this kinda treatment

Jonasty was craving some wet dome so he called up Smashley for a suck!

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Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.

Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...

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Wet Stank

Wet Stank is an up incoming rapper from the 815. He has yet to release his debut single, but the hype surrounding him is amazing. The cover art for his single has been revealed and the title of it is, "Wet Stank Wonder." Everyone is trying to peer pressure Wet Stank into releasing his single, but he has very big plans for his debut. By the time you are reading this the single may already be out and will definitely be on YouTube if it is. Wet Stank is definitely going to make a huge impact on the 815 rap scene.

Have you heard the new Wet Stank song?

Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.

wet winston

A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck up another's butt, evil cousin of the Wet Willie

I gave her a Wet Willie and she responded with a Wet Winston

deys wet

Dope ass pair of shoes
Can also be used as "Dems Wet"

Damn son, where you get those kicks? Deys wet

Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

Wet Poopyface

The most devastating insult you could ever use on someone. Only use this insult if you wish to destroy your enemy. Far stronger and more powerful than just a normal, pathetic "Poopyface". Again, be careful with this word. Many people have gone mad by abusing it.

Jessica is a Wet Poopyface. I shouldn't use that insult too much though.