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Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.
Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
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a fucking bitch that everyone hates
smashley is a fucking bitch
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A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.
I absolutely love my Smashley :)
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A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"
Smashley is a slut!
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A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.
I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.
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A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.
I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.
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1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.
This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!
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