-Verb:
To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.
"Ryan was e-wheeling those girls so hard last night"
(n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.
Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.
The Best pussy or a pussy you remember forever.
Goddess like pussy.
I remember her Zeus wheel… it was the best pussy I ever had.
Actively wheeling two people at the same time.
"Dude, have you seen how much time Nick spends with Danielle and Sarah?"
"Yeah, he's totally dual wheeling them."
A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed
"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"