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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020


wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020


wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 30, 2016


Tuna wrinkle

A pushy that smells like tuna

That girl I fucked last nite had a stinky tuna wrinkle

by Alma Dixon September 3, 2018


ricky wrinkle neck

I turd stuck in chelsi's ass hat refuses to come out no matter how hard she tries !!!

I wish Ricky wrinkle neck would stop teasing me and just come out already !!

by Hike88 April 14, 2024


Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off

Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.

by fabioforeign July 31, 2023


foreskin wrinkle

Such an entity that may induce infuriation in those interacting with them. A typical example might be Bishibosh, a specific super unique Fallen Shaman from Diablo 2, who has the ability to resurrect fallen shamans, and can be a seriously problematic being to interact with if you're not strong enough to kill him quickly.

"Bishibosh is a foreskin wrinkle!!!!"

by Dobbleyou May 7, 2024