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Someone from Canada who crosses the border into the States with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our Alaskan women. The worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say "Sorey" and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.
"Ah I see you've met Jeff... You know he's one of those Canadian Immigrants right?"
"Crap, I bet he came down here and married a nice Alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now..."
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Boobies belonging to a Canadian woman. Sometimes the boobies get cold in the winter.
Jean: Look at those Canadian boobies!
Paul: Me so horny!
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Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.
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To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.
"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"
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having a close friend move to canada because he is under the magic spell of canadian vagina.
My brother in law david was Canadian Vaginanapped. Ya, hes so pussywhipped he now lives in a frozen tundra and shops at IKEA.
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The act of performing oral sex on a girl and giving her multiple orgasms. Best performed by a Canadian
We started French Kissing then he slowly kissed down my body and gave me Canadian Kisses.
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That road was built for speed, yea its the canadian autobahn
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